I spent my last week in Colombia back in Taganga without the company of my limited-Spanish speaking travel buddy. It was a marked contrast to be in this touristy town while trying to experience it in a non-touristy way. Since my Spanish is far better than my Hebrew, and I stayed there far longer than your average Parque Tairona bound tourist, I ended up making friends with a few of the locals and being more than just a white face with a dollar sign on it. I played soccer with the kids, chatted with vendors, and gave acknowledging waves to the fisherman to drunk to understand my Gringo accent. But I also had a lot of alone time to reflect on my past month in Colombia and how it would seem to a person arriving here for the first time with preconceived notions of blood, danger and cocaine.
I am admittedly biased. I’ve grown comfortable in Colombian culture and have had enough good experiences to mitigate my media-driven initial preconceptions. But I think one with no Latin America experience and halfway malleable pre-conceived notions would find Colombia to be pleasant, beautiful and above all interesting. From the modern city life of Medellin to the laid back farmers in the pueblos, from the touristy bubble of Cartagena to the hectic poverty of the roadside coastal towns, from the mountainous landscapes of the Andes to the tropical beaches of Tairona, Colombia provides stereotype-shattering and thought-provoking experiences that no newspaper, tourism book, or blog can capture.
Medellin is a playground for any single, outgoing, party-guy; or a perfect place to study Spanish or teach English for any gendered person with any marital status. True, it may not be as much fun to be a blond-haired goddess among horny, short, cat-calling Latinos, or be committed to such a goddess when your blue eyes draw more female gazes than there are ounces of silicon in the gazers, but the city is so pleasant in itself that the nightlife (read: women) is just the happy ending to an already great massage.
In Cartagena you might get your happy ending before your massage, or just for ordering the special, but it is still an elegantly historic, romantically invigorating and architecturally beautiful first entry point to Colombia.
The diversity of people, geography, climate and pace is another aspect of Colombia that provokes an analytical traveler. A four-hour bus ride from the cornfields of Nebraska gets you to…. well, the cornfields of Kansas. A four-hour bus ride from Medellin passes through cold to hot climates, goes over mountains to plains, and leaves you hearing a different Spanish accent on the tongues of locals. Eight hours in one direction and you have crossed a cultural, linguistic and climatic dividing cordillera of the Andes and are in the seemingly foreign Bogotá, where as eight hours in the other direction and the light European skin darkens with African influence, “S”s disappear as speech quickens though pace of life slows down, and the cool freshness of mountain air gives way to the palpably hot coastal climate. One could miss all of these distinct delineations that the diversity of this country engenders. Some might be unimpressed or not even care. But for a tuned in traveler, a self-conscious traveler that is aware if his/her surroundings and how they fit into it, Colombia culturally stimulates the mind and senses, while pleasing the eye with its natural beauty.
And with those thoughts I sat cliff-side with Ipod in ear, sun setting over the Tairona waters to my right, fish-filled boats returning to Taganga to my left, and concluded my month in Colombia. Doubtless I will continue to return, but even more sure it won’t be any time too soon. I hope this blog was at least at times entertaining to read, it definitely was entertaining to write and countered the solitude of walking a foreign city alone. I’m now off to Panama for a whole new experience…..working. Check me out at www.adayinpanama.wordpress.com for more observational wit, cultural insight and unabashed sharing of my experiences.
viernes, 18 de julio de 2008
miércoles, 16 de julio de 2008
Parque Tairona
After a far from romantic, but pleasantly debauchery-filled weekend in Cartagena, I moved east by bus to a tiny fisherman village just outside of the previously touted Parque Tairona. This village, Taganga, was once a poor and sleepy home to those that wanted to avoid the hectic city life of Santa Marta, and be able to drunkenly stumble from their boats to the liquor store, from the liquor store to their beds or respective pass out posts, then back to their boats. That hasn’t changed. Now fishermen just have to dodge a few similarly drunken Israeli tourists in their lifelong quest for fish and alcohol. I don’t know what tourism genius did it, but Taganga and Parque Tairona have exploded among post-Army Israelis like Cancun for post-pubescent frat boys. I have all 73-investment dollars I own in “Israelis gone wild: Taganga”. There are 6 million people in Israel, which if you break down the age demographics and crunch the numbers, means every 22-24 year old Israeli has been cloned twice and is this tiny town. Maybe after 2-3 mandatory years of army service (and a lifetime of Holy War) they don’t have the same fear that us lilly-ass American tourists have about the violent reputation of Colombia. There are other tourists here as well; Bogotanos, Paisas, Cartageneros……and I think a German came here once in the 80s.
We had had a slow-moving and inefficient morning that started past lunchtime in Cartagena, and were happy to achieve our two stated goals of getting supplies for the park and some rest. The 45 minute bus ride to the park entrance is the first obstacle that keeps the prissy tourist away; maybe second if you count the century of bloodshed, kidnappings and cocaine trafficking that has plagued Colombia. Packed busses leave from a street that resembles a swap meet in which all the stuff anyone wanted was bought weeks ago, but the sellers hope the smell of urine and yesterday’s catch will bring people back for a second look. The best entrance into the park is an exquisite, but arduous jungle hike up to a preserved indigenous pueblo, where white-robe wearing Taironas still live they way they did 1000 years ago……except for the crazy, sweaty, foreigners that insist at looking at them through their magic Nikon boxes. Few speak Spanish or have ever left their jungle paradise, but the tribal chiefs who travel to other communities are more hip to the changing world around them, and in my first visit I was shocked when a 4’7’’ indigenous man asked in broken Spanish to borrow my cell phone…..then to buy him a beer…at 6am. Ahh, the beauties of the modern world.
From El Pueblito it is another hour down to one of the most spectacularly picturesque beaches I have ever seen. Calm, blue water forms two gentle, sandy bays that are lined by huge white boulders. An idyllic grassy area with palm and mango trees is just off the beach, and is filled with young, sun-soaked travelers lounging in hammocks or playing soccer on the makeshift field. There is a huge palapa hut on the rocks between the two bays that provides an impressive view and is home to a Colombian family that runs a small restaurant and rents tents and hammocks. It is probably what most people pictured when they read “The Beach”, and for those that saw the movie it was how they wished Dicaprio’s paradise had looked.
Unfortunately, due to a newfound burden of being weighed down with things of value that I couldn’t leave in my dorm-like hotel, this time we chose to enter the park through the main entrance to avoid the long and sweaty walk through El Pueblito. Unfortunate not so much because we missed out on a beautiful hike, an anthropological experience, and losing double-digit pounds of sweated out water weight, but due to an unexpected “security” checkpoint at this entrance. Two militarily dressed police all but homo-erotically pleasured us with the intensity of their search, just knowing that two young (ish), unshaven Gringos must have some illicit “supplies” from Taganga. I spent a nervous 10 minutes of awkward Spanish chit-chat as they ransacked our bags, smelling tent poles, opening pill bottles and questioning he legality of my Echinacea droplets. My bag was clean except for the suspicious immune system enhancers, some rolling papers, a lighter, and a bottle of Guaro. I was aware that my non-Spanish speaking friend’s bag might turn out something besides tobacco to warrant my papers and lighter, and was silently rehearsing my plea or bribe attempt while motionlessly warming up my legs for a mad dash into the safety of the jungle. Amazingly, his bag was found to be clean as well. They had confiscated my Guaro, which was $10.00 I was happy to walk away from, but then said I could take it in if I bought them each a soda. Done. I wonder how many sodas I would have had to buy them if they had known that their local firewater wasn’t to be our choice means of intoxication in their beloved park.
When my heart rate slowed, ironically aided by the use of the same substance that had caused it to rise, I began to reflect on the situation we just narrowly avoided. What I found myself feeling, besides a squishiness in my pants from the scare, was a confused disappointment with the logic of the newly enacted policy. The goal of keeping the park safe is understandable, but the means are ridiculous. In a place where ten years ago tourists were not safe to travel because of armed Guerrillas and kidnapping possibilities, I think the last thing anyone fears is a cookie-eating stoner on the beach. It actually made me feel less safe. This idiocy is compounded by the fact that the nature-loving tourists that frequent this area, and the stereotypically drug-loving Israelis that dominate Taganga, are likely to be turned off to this destination that is trying to grow in tourism popularity. Furthermore, the checks are so arbitrary that some days they have checks some days they don’t, they don’t check cars that enter, don’t check boats, and don’t check those that go through El Pueblito. I’m pretty sure any gun-holding Colombian is savvy enough to find an alternate route to the naïve, but not thank god not stoned, tourists. Only the dumb and unlucky pay the price of this stupid policy. Thank god I am not unlucky.
We spent an amazing 4 nights in the park sleeping in hammocks, sucking down tropical juices, hiking through jungles, and scampering up various beach side boulders to jump off. After our ritualistic sunset Frisbee and swim, we would eat at the amazingly affordable restaurant given both the limited options, and the fact that the police probably would have taken any food one packs in as a threat to national security. A bonfire on the beach was the nightcap before our sleepless battle with the mosquitoes. A little rugged for some, but undeniably some of the most spectacular hikes, beaches and swimming that the world has to offer. Though Parque Tairona is growing rapidly in popularity as Colombia’s security and international reputation improve, there seems to be a strong commitment to preserving the ecological, low-impact style of tourism. There are now cabins for those choosing the comfort of a bed over a hammock, and to avoid red-dotted legs and itchy feet, but don’t expect your Costa Rican 5-star hotels or cruise ships anytime soon.
We had had a slow-moving and inefficient morning that started past lunchtime in Cartagena, and were happy to achieve our two stated goals of getting supplies for the park and some rest. The 45 minute bus ride to the park entrance is the first obstacle that keeps the prissy tourist away; maybe second if you count the century of bloodshed, kidnappings and cocaine trafficking that has plagued Colombia. Packed busses leave from a street that resembles a swap meet in which all the stuff anyone wanted was bought weeks ago, but the sellers hope the smell of urine and yesterday’s catch will bring people back for a second look. The best entrance into the park is an exquisite, but arduous jungle hike up to a preserved indigenous pueblo, where white-robe wearing Taironas still live they way they did 1000 years ago……except for the crazy, sweaty, foreigners that insist at looking at them through their magic Nikon boxes. Few speak Spanish or have ever left their jungle paradise, but the tribal chiefs who travel to other communities are more hip to the changing world around them, and in my first visit I was shocked when a 4’7’’ indigenous man asked in broken Spanish to borrow my cell phone…..then to buy him a beer…at 6am. Ahh, the beauties of the modern world.
From El Pueblito it is another hour down to one of the most spectacularly picturesque beaches I have ever seen. Calm, blue water forms two gentle, sandy bays that are lined by huge white boulders. An idyllic grassy area with palm and mango trees is just off the beach, and is filled with young, sun-soaked travelers lounging in hammocks or playing soccer on the makeshift field. There is a huge palapa hut on the rocks between the two bays that provides an impressive view and is home to a Colombian family that runs a small restaurant and rents tents and hammocks. It is probably what most people pictured when they read “The Beach”, and for those that saw the movie it was how they wished Dicaprio’s paradise had looked.
Unfortunately, due to a newfound burden of being weighed down with things of value that I couldn’t leave in my dorm-like hotel, this time we chose to enter the park through the main entrance to avoid the long and sweaty walk through El Pueblito. Unfortunate not so much because we missed out on a beautiful hike, an anthropological experience, and losing double-digit pounds of sweated out water weight, but due to an unexpected “security” checkpoint at this entrance. Two militarily dressed police all but homo-erotically pleasured us with the intensity of their search, just knowing that two young (ish), unshaven Gringos must have some illicit “supplies” from Taganga. I spent a nervous 10 minutes of awkward Spanish chit-chat as they ransacked our bags, smelling tent poles, opening pill bottles and questioning he legality of my Echinacea droplets. My bag was clean except for the suspicious immune system enhancers, some rolling papers, a lighter, and a bottle of Guaro. I was aware that my non-Spanish speaking friend’s bag might turn out something besides tobacco to warrant my papers and lighter, and was silently rehearsing my plea or bribe attempt while motionlessly warming up my legs for a mad dash into the safety of the jungle. Amazingly, his bag was found to be clean as well. They had confiscated my Guaro, which was $10.00 I was happy to walk away from, but then said I could take it in if I bought them each a soda. Done. I wonder how many sodas I would have had to buy them if they had known that their local firewater wasn’t to be our choice means of intoxication in their beloved park.
When my heart rate slowed, ironically aided by the use of the same substance that had caused it to rise, I began to reflect on the situation we just narrowly avoided. What I found myself feeling, besides a squishiness in my pants from the scare, was a confused disappointment with the logic of the newly enacted policy. The goal of keeping the park safe is understandable, but the means are ridiculous. In a place where ten years ago tourists were not safe to travel because of armed Guerrillas and kidnapping possibilities, I think the last thing anyone fears is a cookie-eating stoner on the beach. It actually made me feel less safe. This idiocy is compounded by the fact that the nature-loving tourists that frequent this area, and the stereotypically drug-loving Israelis that dominate Taganga, are likely to be turned off to this destination that is trying to grow in tourism popularity. Furthermore, the checks are so arbitrary that some days they have checks some days they don’t, they don’t check cars that enter, don’t check boats, and don’t check those that go through El Pueblito. I’m pretty sure any gun-holding Colombian is savvy enough to find an alternate route to the naïve, but not thank god not stoned, tourists. Only the dumb and unlucky pay the price of this stupid policy. Thank god I am not unlucky.
We spent an amazing 4 nights in the park sleeping in hammocks, sucking down tropical juices, hiking through jungles, and scampering up various beach side boulders to jump off. After our ritualistic sunset Frisbee and swim, we would eat at the amazingly affordable restaurant given both the limited options, and the fact that the police probably would have taken any food one packs in as a threat to national security. A bonfire on the beach was the nightcap before our sleepless battle with the mosquitoes. A little rugged for some, but undeniably some of the most spectacular hikes, beaches and swimming that the world has to offer. Though Parque Tairona is growing rapidly in popularity as Colombia’s security and international reputation improve, there seems to be a strong commitment to preserving the ecological, low-impact style of tourism. There are now cabins for those choosing the comfort of a bed over a hammock, and to avoid red-dotted legs and itchy feet, but don’t expect your Costa Rican 5-star hotels or cruise ships anytime soon.
jueves, 10 de julio de 2008
Cartagena
Despite being 4 hours longer, the bus ride from Medellin to Cartagena was more pleasant in every way than was the night I spent arriving from Bogota with someone’s back on my knees and head on my lap. First off, I had an aisle seat which meant only one leg went dead for 12 hours. But it wasn’t just any aisle seat; it was an aisle seat with a long, lean Paisa beauty in its window counterpart. A trade up from being stuck between a cold window and a fat smoker on the way to Medellin. My seat mate’s attractiveness did not help the time go any faster as after an initial conversational spark and my optimistic fantasies of an 11 hour flirty conversation and make out session, she promptly passed out like a drugged baby and never spoke to me again. 11 minute flirty conversation, no make out sesh; I’ll take it. The movie they played was an unimpressive improvement from the previous trip’s Brazilian jungle movie that was dubbed into Spanish by exactly one voice reading for every part. The idiocy in the decision of playing a horribly dubbed movie in which the same monotone male voice reads for men, women and children alike, or even a well dubbed movie, is that no one can hear a word because of the low volume, extreme air conditioning, and the bus driver’s seeming necessity to continuously blare Salsa music from the front cabin in order not to drive into a ditch. I understand that subtitles may be annoying and admittedly see very few foreign films for that reason, but given the choice of being able to maybe understand the English, and definitely read the translation, or have an incomprehensible dubbed mumble, I think most would agree that it is worth a couple of Pesos for the bus company to buy one of the thousands of pirated, subtitled videos for the ride.
Cartagena is a beautiful city…..for exactly 2 hours a day. When the sun gets low in the sky and sets over the ocean, the historic buildings and monuments glow in the evening light, the streets and restaurants are filled with dining tourists mixed with happy, homebound Colombians, and the constant dripping of sweat finally subsides, Cartagena is one of the most beautiful and romantic cities I have ever been to. If Cartagena had the eternal sunsets of a late Norwegian summer, Colombia would no longer need to cultivate cocaine because the tourist money flowing into Cartagena would dwarf the late Pablo Escobar’s drug fortune. But unfortunately sunset only last 2 hours at best, and coke sells for $50 a gram. Walking the streets in the heat of the day, from about 8am till 5pm, provides little pleasure except for the occasional passing of an air conditioned shop where you feel the artificially cooled air lick deliciously at your uncovered knees and toes. I despise shopping, but frequently found myself pretending to be interested in anything from an overpriced piece of art to a training bra, as a means to submerse myself in the cool store air. Post sunset, it is pleasantly warm enough that clothes are worn only for social conformity, not for any personal comfort. Unfortunately, in the later, cooler hours, the streets once filled with happy tourists and Colombians on their way home, are now relinquished to drug dealers, prostitutes and indigents. Cartagena is the perfect sociological reaction of what happens when you mix 2 parts -impoverished local population, with one part -rich tourist. The result- Drugs and Hookers. What unskilled poor people have to offer and what uncultured tourists seem to want. Being one that actively seeks to disassociate myself from tourists, most drug dealers, and nearly all prostitutes, Cartagena is not for me. But it is a popular, safe and growing tourist destination. It amazes me that this city that is so different from the rest of Colombia, is the one place that many Americans and Europeans will fearlessly travel. For me the beauty of Colombia lies in the genuine people that treat you as a person not a tourist, the exquisite natural beauty still undisturbed by high rise hotels and guide-railed moving walkways, the laid back life of the small towns, and the feeling of being somewhere special that few that aren’t from there experience. Cartagena is none of those things, but is solid proof that tourists are sheep and go where their Shepard guidebook leads them.
This may be a harsh description of Cartagena from an admittedly spoiled traveler. For one with limited time or previous experiences in Latin America, Cartagena provides some very important vacation ingredients. First, there is the undeniable exoticism that Colombia provides. Check. You have beaches for lounging and options for boat tours to nearby islands. Check. And you have a safe and beautiful colonial city for affordable shopping, dining, and lodging needs. Like Lebron James when his jump shot is falling, it is a true triple threat. But, with full acknowledgement of its vacation diversity, for me it lacks a specific draw. If you want beach there are thousands better in Colombia alone, and millions if you include the rest of Latin America. If you want a historic, clean, and architecturally interesting city, there is this little place some you might have heard of…….called Europe. If the exotification that the Colombia name provides, allows you to get your vacation-time kicks by sipping daiquiris by a pool while still feeling adventurous, then maybe we have different definitions of “exotic” and “adventure”. But Cartagena is a great first entry into Colombia, and guarantees an excellent romantic weekend in a historically beautiful city. The common tourist blunder is to limit one’s entire vacation to Cartagena, when there is one of the most impressive national parks in the western hemisphere a few hour bus ride away. This park, Parque Tayrona, will be the focus of my next entry and should not be missed by any nature, beach or jungle lover with half an ounce of adventure in their blood. The perfect 10-day Colombian vacation would be to fly into Cartagena for a relaxing couple of days of sight seeing and city enjoyment, followed by 4 or 5 days of remote beaches and jungle hikes in Tayrona, then the last few weekend nights in the beach front, ritzy Rodadero. Maybe go out with a bang of a last night of coke and hookers in Cartagena, unless if you can afford to skip the bus ride back and get a flight out of the Tayrona-jump-off city of Santa Marta (they have coke and hookers too). Unfortunately, the common 10-day Colombian vacation is to fly into Bogota, immediately wonder why, then fly to Cartagena for the same aforementioned enjoyable weekend, but instead of the beautiful beaches of Tayrona and Santa Marta, people now bored by the old city and heat, stay in the new Miami-esque neighborhood of Boca Grande, and bask by the pool of their generic high rise hotels or the unimpressive city beaches of Cartagena. Still fun, maybe exotic, but a shame to miss out on some of the less traveled and prettier roads that Colombia has to offer.
Cartagena is a beautiful city…..for exactly 2 hours a day. When the sun gets low in the sky and sets over the ocean, the historic buildings and monuments glow in the evening light, the streets and restaurants are filled with dining tourists mixed with happy, homebound Colombians, and the constant dripping of sweat finally subsides, Cartagena is one of the most beautiful and romantic cities I have ever been to. If Cartagena had the eternal sunsets of a late Norwegian summer, Colombia would no longer need to cultivate cocaine because the tourist money flowing into Cartagena would dwarf the late Pablo Escobar’s drug fortune. But unfortunately sunset only last 2 hours at best, and coke sells for $50 a gram. Walking the streets in the heat of the day, from about 8am till 5pm, provides little pleasure except for the occasional passing of an air conditioned shop where you feel the artificially cooled air lick deliciously at your uncovered knees and toes. I despise shopping, but frequently found myself pretending to be interested in anything from an overpriced piece of art to a training bra, as a means to submerse myself in the cool store air. Post sunset, it is pleasantly warm enough that clothes are worn only for social conformity, not for any personal comfort. Unfortunately, in the later, cooler hours, the streets once filled with happy tourists and Colombians on their way home, are now relinquished to drug dealers, prostitutes and indigents. Cartagena is the perfect sociological reaction of what happens when you mix 2 parts -impoverished local population, with one part -rich tourist. The result- Drugs and Hookers. What unskilled poor people have to offer and what uncultured tourists seem to want. Being one that actively seeks to disassociate myself from tourists, most drug dealers, and nearly all prostitutes, Cartagena is not for me. But it is a popular, safe and growing tourist destination. It amazes me that this city that is so different from the rest of Colombia, is the one place that many Americans and Europeans will fearlessly travel. For me the beauty of Colombia lies in the genuine people that treat you as a person not a tourist, the exquisite natural beauty still undisturbed by high rise hotels and guide-railed moving walkways, the laid back life of the small towns, and the feeling of being somewhere special that few that aren’t from there experience. Cartagena is none of those things, but is solid proof that tourists are sheep and go where their Shepard guidebook leads them.
This may be a harsh description of Cartagena from an admittedly spoiled traveler. For one with limited time or previous experiences in Latin America, Cartagena provides some very important vacation ingredients. First, there is the undeniable exoticism that Colombia provides. Check. You have beaches for lounging and options for boat tours to nearby islands. Check. And you have a safe and beautiful colonial city for affordable shopping, dining, and lodging needs. Like Lebron James when his jump shot is falling, it is a true triple threat. But, with full acknowledgement of its vacation diversity, for me it lacks a specific draw. If you want beach there are thousands better in Colombia alone, and millions if you include the rest of Latin America. If you want a historic, clean, and architecturally interesting city, there is this little place some you might have heard of…….called Europe. If the exotification that the Colombia name provides, allows you to get your vacation-time kicks by sipping daiquiris by a pool while still feeling adventurous, then maybe we have different definitions of “exotic” and “adventure”. But Cartagena is a great first entry into Colombia, and guarantees an excellent romantic weekend in a historically beautiful city. The common tourist blunder is to limit one’s entire vacation to Cartagena, when there is one of the most impressive national parks in the western hemisphere a few hour bus ride away. This park, Parque Tayrona, will be the focus of my next entry and should not be missed by any nature, beach or jungle lover with half an ounce of adventure in their blood. The perfect 10-day Colombian vacation would be to fly into Cartagena for a relaxing couple of days of sight seeing and city enjoyment, followed by 4 or 5 days of remote beaches and jungle hikes in Tayrona, then the last few weekend nights in the beach front, ritzy Rodadero. Maybe go out with a bang of a last night of coke and hookers in Cartagena, unless if you can afford to skip the bus ride back and get a flight out of the Tayrona-jump-off city of Santa Marta (they have coke and hookers too). Unfortunately, the common 10-day Colombian vacation is to fly into Bogota, immediately wonder why, then fly to Cartagena for the same aforementioned enjoyable weekend, but instead of the beautiful beaches of Tayrona and Santa Marta, people now bored by the old city and heat, stay in the new Miami-esque neighborhood of Boca Grande, and bask by the pool of their generic high rise hotels or the unimpressive city beaches of Cartagena. Still fun, maybe exotic, but a shame to miss out on some of the less traveled and prettier roads that Colombia has to offer.
Metrocable and Baskteball
On one of my last days in Medellin I went to see the newly constructed, and second, Metrocable in the city. The Metrocable is an extension of the city’s great Metro system, but takes the form of a gondola that in America I could only imagine seeing at a ski resort. The original idea was to provide access to the regular Metro, and thus all parts of the city, to one of the poorest barrios that is located on a steep hill outside of the city. Before the first Metrocable was up and running, people in barrio Santo Domingo had to walk down a treacherous slope for 30 minutes, up probably 45, to get access to public transportation (and great calves) and reach the few respective jobs available for the uneducated poor. It is an interesting and progressive concept that was initially funded by the government, but creates revenue from the herds of Paisa tourists that pay the 1000 pesos to experience the modern infrastructure, get a great view of the city, and have an anonymous look at their poverty stricken countrymen. I was skeptical about the exploitation of the people in this neighborhood, and thought that poverty tourism seemed like a disgraceful idea, comparable to hospice tours or vacations in a psycho ward. But upon learning that barrio residents ride free, revenue generated is reinvested into the community, and seeing the positive changes that enfranchising this marginalized population has engendered, I quickly embraced the unique infrastructural development. The second Metrocable, the one I experienced on this day, is of similar design, but seems to have different aims and goals. Instead of reaching only one of the most impoverished neighborhoods, this new, longer gondola spans across overcrowded slums, but the stations are located in lower-middle class neighborhoods. My observational and completely unverified take on the situation is that the this Metrocable is directed at moving people into the middle class, rather than eliminating the abject poverty that previously existed in Santo Domingo. There are vans and micro buses that take people from the slums that the gondola passes over to the stations, making it possible for a previously isolated bread winner to now work in the city and provide a the basic means of survival for their family. But given that the stations are located such that people who are already surviving, albeit struggling, have the easiest access to get better jobs and transform these lower class communities into middle class neighborhoods, I see the same progressive aim with a different target socioeconomic group. I got off at the last station and sat on a bench watching the sun set over the city, reflecting on the contrast between this area’s middle class feel of couples holding hands and buses taking people home, to that of the top station of Santo Domingo’s rural, third world vibe. The humanitarian in me was at first disappointed in the governmental choice to aid those that are not necessarily in the greatest need, but the economist in me quickly bitch-slapped the humanitarian with the logic that there is a far greater long term benefit in expanding a productive middle class, and not just finding a band aid solution for abject poverty. Providing resources to the poorest of the poor is of course important and I was impressed by the change in Santo Domingo after the first Metrocable, but see the greater importance of facilitating the transition into the middle class. Moving the poverty stricken and miserable to just poor and unhappy does little to really improve the quality of life of a population or boost economic output, but if you give the lower classes a higher ceiling, and a chance to truly be enfranchised it can make a long term difference in a country, in an economy, in overall social welfare.
After riding the gondola back down over slums, I got off the regular Metro at my favorite station, Estadio, with hopes of finding a pick up basketball game. The game I found, though it brought me very little enjoyment while playing, was one of the more unique basketball experiences I have ever had. I am a solid recreational baller back home in the States, but here am a 6’ 2’’ Gringo freak on the court. I foresaw no competition from the ratty crew I would be playing against, and had to will myself to even pretend like I was trying when they elected a 45-year-old woman to guard me. But she turned out to be the dirtiest rat-balling bitch I have ever played with. Physical, cheating and mean. I was completely taken aback to be casually dribbling outside the 3-point line and see her come flying at me with a barrage of arm waiving, a few grunts and a knee to my thigh. I tried to laugh it off, despite the throbbing Charlie Horse, but she was no smiles and straight up talked shit that would have made Gary Payton seem like a little choirboy. Before I knew it, instead of effortlessly dominating a game far beneath me, I was sweating, calling fouls, and arguing the score in order to not get run off the court. Her team was a an eclectic mix of two tiny gay guys that shot two-handed set shots like third grade girls, and a 6’4’’ Garnett-like, black guy that, like me, had no business playing in that game. He blocked my shots, out rebounded me, and dunked on me so violently that it took days to get the vision of his crotch flying towards my face out of my mind. But that I could handle. Though I didn’t enjoy the crotch to face trauma, his impressive skills legitimized my effort on the court. What hurt was that the gay duo not only drained every moon ball shot they threw up and crazy, slashing drive they attempted, but the shit they talked stung like a verbal midget kick to the nuts.. I am usually pretty quick with the tongue, especially in the heat of basketball competition, but when a 4’9’’ Latino with a gay lisp was wagging his finger in my face and ironically calling me a “marica” (fag), I was too shocked for words. It turned into a hard fought battle with shades of the NBA finals. Their big 3 of garbage ball Celtics, with Garnett, and the Latino, homosexual dwarf version of Paul Pierce and Ray Allen……..I was Kobe, forcing shots and hogging the ball, but willing our undermanned and outplayed team to stay in the series. Like real life, Garbage Celts in six.
I got a bloody nose at the end of the game from a flailing elbow by the dirty rat-baller, and saw an interesting cultural and economic metaphor in the events that transpired. I went from our covered, outdoor court into the gymnasium in hope of stopping the bleeding. There were no public bathrooms (hence the urine smell in the corner of the court) and no paper towels to plug up my dripping nose. I asked the woman in charge of the gym if there was a bathroom that had paper towels or anything to keep me from leaving a trail of blood back to my apartment, and she pulled out a wadded up napkin from her pocket. The metaphor being the lack of economic resources to provide the facilities Americans are used to, and also the lack of health education to think that a snotty napkin is what I should use to stick in my gushing nose, but also the desire to please and give whatever one has to help another in need. I see this daily in other aspects of Colombian life as well. Frequently someone without the resources to really offer anything of much of value will still offer whatever they have. Whether it be offering a place to sleep in an overcrowded, under-bedded house, or something to eat when food is obviously scarce, directions though they have no idea what they are talking about, or a disease infected napkin to stick in a an open wound, Colombians, though maybe lacking the means, want to give, want to please, want to help.
After riding the gondola back down over slums, I got off the regular Metro at my favorite station, Estadio, with hopes of finding a pick up basketball game. The game I found, though it brought me very little enjoyment while playing, was one of the more unique basketball experiences I have ever had. I am a solid recreational baller back home in the States, but here am a 6’ 2’’ Gringo freak on the court. I foresaw no competition from the ratty crew I would be playing against, and had to will myself to even pretend like I was trying when they elected a 45-year-old woman to guard me. But she turned out to be the dirtiest rat-balling bitch I have ever played with. Physical, cheating and mean. I was completely taken aback to be casually dribbling outside the 3-point line and see her come flying at me with a barrage of arm waiving, a few grunts and a knee to my thigh. I tried to laugh it off, despite the throbbing Charlie Horse, but she was no smiles and straight up talked shit that would have made Gary Payton seem like a little choirboy. Before I knew it, instead of effortlessly dominating a game far beneath me, I was sweating, calling fouls, and arguing the score in order to not get run off the court. Her team was a an eclectic mix of two tiny gay guys that shot two-handed set shots like third grade girls, and a 6’4’’ Garnett-like, black guy that, like me, had no business playing in that game. He blocked my shots, out rebounded me, and dunked on me so violently that it took days to get the vision of his crotch flying towards my face out of my mind. But that I could handle. Though I didn’t enjoy the crotch to face trauma, his impressive skills legitimized my effort on the court. What hurt was that the gay duo not only drained every moon ball shot they threw up and crazy, slashing drive they attempted, but the shit they talked stung like a verbal midget kick to the nuts.. I am usually pretty quick with the tongue, especially in the heat of basketball competition, but when a 4’9’’ Latino with a gay lisp was wagging his finger in my face and ironically calling me a “marica” (fag), I was too shocked for words. It turned into a hard fought battle with shades of the NBA finals. Their big 3 of garbage ball Celtics, with Garnett, and the Latino, homosexual dwarf version of Paul Pierce and Ray Allen……..I was Kobe, forcing shots and hogging the ball, but willing our undermanned and outplayed team to stay in the series. Like real life, Garbage Celts in six.
I got a bloody nose at the end of the game from a flailing elbow by the dirty rat-baller, and saw an interesting cultural and economic metaphor in the events that transpired. I went from our covered, outdoor court into the gymnasium in hope of stopping the bleeding. There were no public bathrooms (hence the urine smell in the corner of the court) and no paper towels to plug up my dripping nose. I asked the woman in charge of the gym if there was a bathroom that had paper towels or anything to keep me from leaving a trail of blood back to my apartment, and she pulled out a wadded up napkin from her pocket. The metaphor being the lack of economic resources to provide the facilities Americans are used to, and also the lack of health education to think that a snotty napkin is what I should use to stick in my gushing nose, but also the desire to please and give whatever one has to help another in need. I see this daily in other aspects of Colombian life as well. Frequently someone without the resources to really offer anything of much of value will still offer whatever they have. Whether it be offering a place to sleep in an overcrowded, under-bedded house, or something to eat when food is obviously scarce, directions though they have no idea what they are talking about, or a disease infected napkin to stick in a an open wound, Colombians, though maybe lacking the means, want to give, want to please, want to help.
miércoles, 2 de julio de 2008
Colombian Fashion
I by no means have a keen eye for style and fashion, but there are two distinctive trends that caught my attention among Colombian women. One I get, one baffles me beyond comprehension. Whether augmented or natural, perky or saggy, Colombian women shamelessly show off their boobs so much that it makes even the sluttiest of American girls look conservative. This is the one I get. A timelessly proven winner that has attracted the gaze of men since the invent of the wheel, or at least alcohol. What is shocking to see, is both the degree to which the rack is revealed and the seemingly lack of importance of the attractiveness of said rack. From silicon-filled push up bras that nearly block the esophagus, to gravity stricken saggers that drop below the waistline, Colombian boobs are in your face. Mesh shirts with only bras underneath are common. The cleavage line, that’s novelty leads to arousal in the States, not to mention an uncovered shoulder or ear lobe that turns a man on in many more conservative cultures, is hardly worth a second glance in Colombia. The sight of bottom boob and the concave chest valley in between two mountains cause no surprise, and unless you see nipple, which is not out of the realm of possibility, all is fair fashion game.
The other trend, which I Rea-ea-ea-lly (Dr. Cox from Scrubs, not Ace Ventura) don’t get, is the ridiculous shaving, plucking or waxing of eyebrows so you can redraw them on the way you wished they had originally looked. In this age of cosmetic enhancement and purchasable beauty I understand the concept of materialistic alteration, but there is a major flaw in this idiotic trend….. your new eyebrows have NO HAIR! You look like a freaking clown. This is the equivalent of a bald guy taking a Sharpy to his head, but worse…..because he is only bald cause he waxed off his original hair to begin with. Do they think people don’t notice that where there is suppose to be a natural and tangible substance we call hair, there is now just a immaculately drawn and symmetrically placed line? Unlike the enhancement or just blatant showing off the aforementioned important feature in the minds of most guys, eyebrows are sex-less and forgettable, with only one important characteristic; that they exist. Wax a uni-brow, pluck a bushy brow, even dye a brow with unflattering tint, but to give up the actual texture of an eyebrow for the perfect color, symmetry and fineness is utterly moronic. I am so dumbfounded by the fashion logic of this one that it has now edged out smoking cigarettes on my “things you can due to ensure I will never date you” list.
As I said before, and my friends and former girlfriends would attest to, I am far from a fashion genius. I am rarely tuned in to my own fashion statements, and much less those of others. Unless it is eye-popping bustiness that brings me back to the days of late night Cinemax, or a painted on face that takes me to images of a Bozo the Clown birthday party, style is lost on me. In my own dress I frequently opt for personal comfort over aesthetically pleasing. Even in the States I will wear sweat pants rather than jeans, flip flops to clubs, and sometimes look like I must be going to or coming from the gym despite rarely working out. Here I am similarly out of touch with what I probably should be wearing. I have given up on blending in and frequently stumble through the Centro in my American style cargo shorts, flip-flops and T-shirts attracting more attention than I want, but oh-so comfortable in the heat. Though self-conscious in both definitions; being aware of how one fits into the world around them and thus not a completely oblivious idiot, and the more traditionally used nervousness and unnecessary preoccupation and over-analysis of how one is perceived, I frequently fail to include my fashion statements in the neurosis. The other day I was on the Metro to go to play basketball when it was pointed out that with my Red and White shoes, Red shorts, and Blue and White jersey I looked the American flag…..carrying a basketball. Classic Gringo. A day later I unintentionally found myself wearing a Brazil T-shirt, a Brazil backpack, Havaianas, and carrying a soccer ball. It took me a while to grasp why people were greeting me in broken Portuguese. Self-conscious, but still an oblivious idiot in my fashion statements. But I have hair everywhere where it should be, and only show off my augmented yet still saggy junk when socially appropriate.
The other trend, which I Rea-ea-ea-lly (Dr. Cox from Scrubs, not Ace Ventura) don’t get, is the ridiculous shaving, plucking or waxing of eyebrows so you can redraw them on the way you wished they had originally looked. In this age of cosmetic enhancement and purchasable beauty I understand the concept of materialistic alteration, but there is a major flaw in this idiotic trend….. your new eyebrows have NO HAIR! You look like a freaking clown. This is the equivalent of a bald guy taking a Sharpy to his head, but worse…..because he is only bald cause he waxed off his original hair to begin with. Do they think people don’t notice that where there is suppose to be a natural and tangible substance we call hair, there is now just a immaculately drawn and symmetrically placed line? Unlike the enhancement or just blatant showing off the aforementioned important feature in the minds of most guys, eyebrows are sex-less and forgettable, with only one important characteristic; that they exist. Wax a uni-brow, pluck a bushy brow, even dye a brow with unflattering tint, but to give up the actual texture of an eyebrow for the perfect color, symmetry and fineness is utterly moronic. I am so dumbfounded by the fashion logic of this one that it has now edged out smoking cigarettes on my “things you can due to ensure I will never date you” list.
As I said before, and my friends and former girlfriends would attest to, I am far from a fashion genius. I am rarely tuned in to my own fashion statements, and much less those of others. Unless it is eye-popping bustiness that brings me back to the days of late night Cinemax, or a painted on face that takes me to images of a Bozo the Clown birthday party, style is lost on me. In my own dress I frequently opt for personal comfort over aesthetically pleasing. Even in the States I will wear sweat pants rather than jeans, flip flops to clubs, and sometimes look like I must be going to or coming from the gym despite rarely working out. Here I am similarly out of touch with what I probably should be wearing. I have given up on blending in and frequently stumble through the Centro in my American style cargo shorts, flip-flops and T-shirts attracting more attention than I want, but oh-so comfortable in the heat. Though self-conscious in both definitions; being aware of how one fits into the world around them and thus not a completely oblivious idiot, and the more traditionally used nervousness and unnecessary preoccupation and over-analysis of how one is perceived, I frequently fail to include my fashion statements in the neurosis. The other day I was on the Metro to go to play basketball when it was pointed out that with my Red and White shoes, Red shorts, and Blue and White jersey I looked the American flag…..carrying a basketball. Classic Gringo. A day later I unintentionally found myself wearing a Brazil T-shirt, a Brazil backpack, Havaianas, and carrying a soccer ball. It took me a while to grasp why people were greeting me in broken Portuguese. Self-conscious, but still an oblivious idiot in my fashion statements. But I have hair everywhere where it should be, and only show off my augmented yet still saggy junk when socially appropriate.
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